My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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