i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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