Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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