Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
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I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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