You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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