yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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