Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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