My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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