My brain says no but my pants say off.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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