Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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