its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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