So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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