You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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