just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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