Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
i think we sleep fucked last night...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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