i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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