in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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