She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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