Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I checked into jail on foursquare
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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