I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
What a dumb baby whore.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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