I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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