yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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