thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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