the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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