Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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