Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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