question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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