i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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