If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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