wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize
