the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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