Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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