what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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