How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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