I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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