you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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