there was a trapeze. enough said
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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