guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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