Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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