batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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