Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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