Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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