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I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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