Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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