I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
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and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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