These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I could fuck to npr.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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