You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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