this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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