Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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