im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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