Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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