I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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