I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You made out with two different species that night
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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