there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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